February 2012
200 posts
Fuck feelings, they suck.
Simon says jump. →
wowfunniestposts:
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
this blog is hilarious
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next aisle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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Single girls who think that having a boyfriend...
THIS IS WHY YOU’RE SINGLE
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